Yahoo! News - Tom Wolfe wins bad sex award

Tom Wolfe wins bad sex award

I just had to post this, it's so... bad. Really bad. As bad as something like:

"It was a deep cavern, moist like a delicious, fleshy lychee. It was soft and had a distinct flavor, like warm sushi, on a cold Tokyo night."

I just came up with that passage, but hell knows I wasn't being serious, unlike mr. Slither Slither Slither.