Friday, December 31, 2004

TheForce.Net - Fan Films - Short Films | The 65th Sense

It doesn't really make any sense (pun), but it spoofs on a lot of things.

And it's pretty funny.

Why Does Disney Always Kill The Parents?

Why Does Disney Always Kill The Parents?


....wonder why?

Saturday, December 18, 2004

Gumby Save Christmas, Part 4

It doesn't really make sense without the other 4 episodes, but this is what I worked on for the last week of school in video. It's fairly awesome, even in uberlow rez. The other episodes may be made available sometime, but not till after X-mas and only if I find a free webhost that gives me many space.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It's getting pretty hot in here, huh?" The second muffin says, "AAAHH!! A talking muffin!"

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Yahoo! News - Tom Wolfe wins bad sex award

Tom Wolfe wins bad sex award

I just had to post this, it's so... bad. Really bad. As bad as something like:

"It was a deep cavern, moist like a delicious, fleshy lychee. It was soft and had a distinct flavor, like warm sushi, on a cold Tokyo night."

I just came up with that passage, but hell knows I wasn't being serious, unlike mr. Slither Slither Slither.

Google, Bork version

bork bork 

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Linguisitic Potpurri

My brain, it hurts


Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Insane Yeti Squirrel Christmas Carol!

The name... Says it all.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

tokyo toilet map

One of the weirdest sites known to man.
Thanks to Oleg for the link (seriously).

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Weird Fortune Cookie Collection

Weird Fortune Cookie Collection

There are some really funny ones in there.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

The Editing Room - The Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script

Hilarious. Infamous. Comedic gold.
Read it now.

Friday, December 03, 2004

A little melodrama, annie

Pretty creepy and kinda weird, but in an awesome way.

Pretty amazing as far as flash goes.

And anime-esque piano tunes.

It's fairly symbolic of... things.
Just don't sing Alien Ant Farm while watching.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Red Vs Blue

I simply cannot believe that we have not posted this.
Now we have.

Unfortunately, the first two seasons are not available (rolling archive due to diskspace). They are floating around online if you care to look, or just buy the DVD (probably worth it...)